My Introduction to New York Finance Types

“So, after how many dates would you consider it ok to kiss someone?”

“You’re still thinking about this wrong. It’s not a question of checking boxes, and it’s not up for bargaining. Only giving freely.”

“Oh, so you’re saying that physical affection is a non-tradable, non-liquefiable asset.”

……………

“Uhhh, yeah. Something like that.”

 

 

 

Update: Tangentially related but interesting, Andrew Sullivan on dating in big cities.