You can talk about bikinis. I’m not saying you can’t talk about bikinis. There are probably some interesting things to be said about bikinis.
But shut. the eff. up. about:
a) Why you don’t wear a bikini
b) Why it was really hard, because you were really hot in a bikini
c) Why you’re still really hot, but now totally focused on God’s will (and kind of classy too) and everything’s been like, so blessed since you stopped.
d)Why really, you’re not judging girls who wear bikinis! Really!
e) I mean, if they want to be objectified, that’s fine.
f) Why it’s really hard for Our Brothers in Christ, and how all the Good Men out there will reward you with love and respect!
g) As long as you dress the way they want.
But otherwise, go ahead and talk about bikinis.