Mother: [five year old sister] wants to get her ears pierced for her birthday…..what do you think? she is a little young…
Daughter: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Mother: that was quick
Daughter: ARE YOU JOKING ME
Mother: we are trying really hard not to make the same mistakes….
Daughter: SHE HAS TO SUFFER EVERYTHING I SUFFERED
Daughter: although maybe go easier on the bare shoulder policing.
Daughter: And don’t sew her prom dress shut.
Daughter: I still don’t believe that was an accident
Daughter: you are trolling me aren’t you
Daughter: YOU ARE THE WORST
Daughter: also, if it’s true that someone gave her a Barbie Princess Charm School video, I WILL BREAK IT