Interlude: Babes in Real Life

Clare:i’m too scared

i don’t want to die
i know i will die

Christine: uh, why?
Clare: [deep-fried burger joint] sounds too good
  it would kill me
Christine: a little death
  OKAY I’M DONE
 Clare: NO DON’T STOP
Christine: CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP
  ALL CAPS
  CAPS LOCK
Clare: why aren’t you ever in new york
Christine: SLANT RHYME
Clare: HOOKED ON CAPS LOCK
  FEMININE RHYME
  not really though
Christine: PATRIARCHAL PENTAMETER
Clare: WHAT IS THAT A THING HOW DO I KILL IT
Christine: Shakespeare in the park
Clare: poisoning shakespeare in the park
Christine: with a Shakespeare hologram like Tupac at Coachella
  kill the hologram
  make a science fiction movie about it?
  one that passes the Bechdel test
Clare: an all female cast
  IN SPACE
Christine: “SALLY RIDES AGAIN”
  too soon.
 Clare: ……….
  is it though??
***
Pop culture, rhyme schemes, and off-color jokes…  All in one charmingly beribboned package.
We could be less weird, but would it be as fun?
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2 thoughts on “Interlude: Babes in Real Life

    • Nomtacular.

      Although I only got half of it–the half I was saving for later had mysteriously vanished this morning.

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