Clare:i’m too scared
i don’t want to die
i know i will die
Christine: uh, why?
Clare: [deep-fried burger joint] sounds too good
it would kill me
Christine: a little death
OKAY I’M DONE
Clare: NO DON’T STOP
Christine: CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP
Clare: why aren’t you ever in new york
Christine: SLANT RHYME
Clare: HOOKED ON CAPS LOCK
not really though
Christine: PATRIARCHAL PENTAMETER
Clare: WHAT IS THAT A THING HOW DO I KILL IT
Christine: Shakespeare in the park
Clare: poisoning shakespeare in the park
Christine: with a Shakespeare hologram like Tupac at Coachella
kill the hologram
make a science fiction movie about it?
one that passes the Bechdel test
Clare: an all female cast
Christine: “SALLY RIDES AGAIN”
is it though??
Pop culture, rhyme schemes, and off-color jokes… All in one charmingly beribboned package.
We could be less weird, but would it be as fun?